100 reasons why Douglas Wayne Larsen could be mistaken as Gay.

100. He lived in Capitol Hill
99. He can often be seen in bright red, yellow, purple, teal, orange, pink, blue, and green.
98. He is a real vegan
97. His profession will be GREEN architect
96. He zips His coat up on the left
95. He has more style and swagger then most girls
94. He owns 99 percent shoes with no laces
93. He wears multiple "assorted" bracelets and necklaces
92. He rides a bicycle
91. A teal bicycle
90. He wears Capris, not shorts
89. He cuts his own hair, and others hair
88. He owns spandex
87. He had a rat tail
86. He went to Seattle Central Community College on Capitol Hill
85. He enjoys going to Green Fest
84. He isn't hairy
83. He has enormous amounts of energy
82. He drives a Toyota Rav4
81. A Sapphire Rav4 named Danny the Dinosaur
80. He owns a Zune
79. His computer is freakishly small
78. He is considering getting a surgical beauty mark.
77. His hair is constantly changing
76. He likes cigars
75. He loves the movie Romi and Michelle’s High School reunion
74. He doesn't eat hydrogenation, or MSG
73. He loves to summersault and cartwheel
72. He plays with the orange color during Settlers of Catan
71. He has large soft hands
70. Gay guys love him
69. He eats the "Real" peanut butter. Maranatha
69. He rides a polka dotted Longboard
68. He loves cats more than dogs
67. He loves smoothies from Jamba Juice, Emerald City, and Bubble Tea
66. He drinks rice milk latte’s
65. He was a barista at Seattle's best in downtown Seattle
64. He wears real skinny jeans
63. He irons his jeans, and cotton t-shirts.
62. He rides a Moped, with a Spaceballs looking helmet
61. His dream is to swim with Michael Phelps
60. He gets a veggie burrito with no cheese and no sour cream at Chipotle
59. He loves Luna bars
58. He is artsy and creative
57. He loves PCC, but Trader Joe’s more
56. He is deathly afraid of bulldozers
55. He attracts all the hottest ladies
54. He is good at sewing
53. He listens to Mika on his Zune
52. He used to love wine coolers and mikes hard lemonade
51. He went through AA
50. He has a purple mini Etch-a-Sketch that He is good at
49. He owns 40+ scarves, among these are his great grandmothers doilies
48. His wallet is cute and metal like his SIGG water bottle
47. His closet is color coordinated
46. He has only 2 sisters
45. He owns specialty combs, lavender color
44. He gets lychee instead of tapioca in his bubble tea
43. He wears multiple rings as well as a pinky ring
42. He has Carrie Underwood on his Zune.
41. He's related to Liberace
40. He has glow and the dark stars on his wall
39. He loves Burt and Ernie
38. He has had extensive laser hair removal on the parts of him that are hairy
37. His favorite animal is the macaque
36. His tattoo quotes mother Mary
35. His voice cracks when he's excited.
34. He favorite actresses are Barbra Streisand and Rosie O’Donnell
33. He owns Clay Aiken's Measure of a Man on limited edition vinyl converted to Zune
32. He wears only whitie tighties
31. His custodial shirt has no sleeves
30. He is a salad shooter
29. His favorite dance is the funky chicken and the tango
28. His mail comes in pink envelopes
27. His shower has 4 different kinds of shampoo and conditioner
26. His favorite shampoo is Herbal Essences
25. His 1st job was a lemonade stand
24. His favorite water is Evian
23. He drives with the AC on, all the time
22. At a hotel he sleeps on the window bed
21. He is very talented at skipping, frolicking and speed walking
20. He owns authentic Elton John glasses
19. He cried during the Lion King
18. He plays a banjo
17. He has a man-crush on Jean Claude Van Damme
16. He is flexible and limber allowing him to do the splits
15. His favorite character on the office is Oscar, closely followed by Jim
14. He participates in the Freemont bike parade
13. His favorite worship song is “I am a Friend of God”
12. His favorite fruit is Passion Fruit
11. He uses 12 squirts from a cologne bottle
10. He hates Richard Simmons
9. He is addicted to shopping online
8. He has a garden full of lettuce, broccoli, and artichokes
7. He was saved in a gay bar
6. He is a democratic lib
5. He only grows a neck beard.
4. He is closer to his Mom
3. His favorite character on lost is Daniel Farraday, because of the dreamy eyes
2. He pee's sitting down
1. He is a true friend who actually listens to you, and cares about your opinion